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First 3 words that you find describe you.
me? Funny, Broken, and Fat :( 

First 3 words that you find describe you.

me? Funny, Broken, and Fat :( 

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Sebastian is intense. I’m glad someone is being mean again. It’s what I miss about Sue Sylvestre. 

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You a stupid hoe

You a stupid hoe

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They are the best couple ever :(

forcatladies:

i don’t usually reblog gif collages because they fuck up my layout but this is too good not to.

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This is what my kid is gonna be like just watch. And I’m gonna be a mean parent and say ‘Fine you don’t want it then we’ll put it to sleep!!’ and then I’ll take it to the vet 
skylor:

Cora would say this…

This is what my kid is gonna be like just watch. And I’m gonna be a mean parent and say ‘Fine you don’t want it then we’ll put it to sleep!!’ and then I’ll take it to the vet 

skylor:

Cora would say this…

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tyleroakley:

A+

Lolz

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thedailywhat:

Don’t Keep The Change of the Day: The TSA disclosed today that it had collected a total of $409,085.56 in coins from forgetful or neglectful passengers over the course of 2010.
Rifling through what amounts to the world’s most profitable couch, the TSA turned up $376,480.39 in domestic currency and $32,605.17 in foreign coins.
TSA spokesman Greg Soule swears his agency isn’t just an elaborate scheme to bilk you out of your loose change. “[The TSA] makes every effort to reunite passengers with items left at the checkpoint,” says Soule.
So what happens to the money they collect? According to Soule, it goes to fund agency operations. Surprisingly, there are people in government who are just as upset about that as you are probably right now.
“Allowing TSA to keep unclaimed taxpayer money for any and all purposes is an egregious breach of its duty to the public that it serves,” wrote Rep. Jeff Miller (R-FL) to Rep. Peter King (R-NY), chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee.
Miller believes the cash should go to help the USO, but really anyone besides the TSA will do.
[usatoday.]

thedailywhat:

Don’t Keep The Change of the Day: The TSA disclosed today that it had collected a total of $409,085.56 in coins from forgetful or neglectful passengers over the course of 2010.

Rifling through what amounts to the world’s most profitable couch, the TSA turned up $376,480.39 in domestic currency and $32,605.17 in foreign coins.

TSA spokesman Greg Soule swears his agency isn’t just an elaborate scheme to bilk you out of your loose change. “[The TSA] makes every effort to reunite passengers with items left at the checkpoint,” says Soule.

So what happens to the money they collect? According to Soule, it goes to fund agency operations. Surprisingly, there are people in government who are just as upset about that as you are probably right now.

“Allowing TSA to keep unclaimed taxpayer money for any and all purposes is an egregious breach of its duty to the public that it serves,” wrote Rep. Jeff Miller (R-FL) to Rep. Peter King (R-NY), chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee.

Miller believes the cash should go to help the USO, but really anyone besides the TSA will do.

[usatoday.]

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